Oct 31, 2018
Han and Matt tackle questions from some of their favorite advice sources from the week of October 21st, 2018, and beyond, including:
Aephe, Gout Batty-Rage
Heldraga the Undead
Akinma, Burial Hell-a-Mentalist
E, Eerie Sin-Sturgeon
Dhergo, Sordid Strangler
The "She Who Shall Not Be Named" One
Taphre, Renewed Cultist
Riecka the Executioner
The Phantom of Milkbay
Aurora, Even Darker Huntress
Xantar, Feared Aero-Not-Going-With-the-Obvious-Pun
Alana, Mutant Entrailblazer
Dr. Wrenwood, Rabid Feminist
Kavura, Killustrious Murderer
Lygeia, Conniving Basilisk
Tamisril, Drop Bear of The Land Down Under
Zelda Ambershine, Satan's Cerberus
Kahlmera, Revenant of The Milkbay DMV
Azuriel, Golem of the Devil's Shank-Tuary
Musa the "Shirt That Needs Badly Ironed" Hearted
Ethemera of the Shade Massacre
Lady Margella III, Ghost Commander of Davy Jones' Pirate Ship
Kroval Zidarose, Unpaid Intern of Davy Jones' Pirate Ship
Orlahv, Wicked Witch
Kalvarin Ashmor, Hellhound Dirty Dancer
Nyori the Too Familiar Spirit
Feldaius, Plaguesmith of Hysteria Frights
Kaimura Coldplum, Whose Crimes Will Be Named, Finally, In Alphabetical Order:
Blocking the exit of the elevator at the end of the work day because you were too busy looking at your phone to notice the door had opened and this is definitely why I missed my train, Kaimura.
Helping yourself to the rest of MY oat milk in the work kitchen and acting like you thought it was communal oat milk and refusing to apologize, Kaimura.
Repeatedly misspelling our colleague's name in a work email that the entire department could see, when the name was RIGHT THERE and is the same name it has always been, Kaimura.
Taking loud and angry personal phone calls at your desk even though literally no one cares about the later-than-expected status of your Zappos order, KAIMURA.
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