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Advice column aficionados Han and Matt re-answer the greatest questions from other advice columns and podcasts as well as fielding new questions with a little help from their cats.

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Jan 23, 2019

Han and Matt tackle questions from some of their favorite advice sources from the week of January 13th, 2019, and beyond, including:

  1. BONUS: New P.O. Box!
    • Han Malyn & Matt Albrecht
    • P.O. Box 75532
    • Washington, DC 20013
  2. [The Other] Asking For a Friend: "I Only Have Two Friends. Is There Anything Wrong With That?"
  3. Ask a Manager: "my coworker is a blood drive bully"
  4. Ask a Manager: "my office is requiring us to disclose all medications we take"
  5. Ask APW: "My Family Told Me About My Boyfriend's Proposal Surprise"
  6. Ask APW: "Who Do I Invite From A Poly Squad?"
  7. Captain Awkward: "My mom kidnapped my kid for 30 minutes. How fired is she?"
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  9. Shoutout to AAFU: "I'm still in therapy. Should I be dating?"
  10. [Content Warning: sexual assault] Listener Thunder Gryff: "Should I Just Go Ahead and Disclose My CPTSD?"
  11. Listener Not a Hugger: "Question! Letting a Friend Know Their Scene is not my Scene"
  12. Listener Zaphrus Sabresong, Stalwart Mystic Update: "Is It Okay to Lie to My Grandmother About Having Reported Her to the DMV?"
  13. Listener Ursial the Cyclone, Prizefighter of Faerûn Has Tips for Listener Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
  14. Shoutout to Buzzfeed: "Here's What It's Really Like To Be An Internet Advice Columnist"
  15. Shoutout to Ask The Salty Waitress: "Why won't restaurants seat incomplete parties?"
  16. Shoutout to Savage Love: "Arts Patron Seeks to Donate Dildos for Trump Massive Likeness"
  17. Advice Column Alert: "Ask Annalisa" in The Guardian

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